I BUY BIG LENSES!!! Joey London's kissing cousin, Ranger Bob, says "Round up all those long view and process lenses and write for a price quote." Cold, hardCASH!

Ronar, Caltar, Nikkor, Artar, etc. over 400mm

Strangely, people often confuse Joey London with his identical twin half brother, Joe Lutz. Milquetoast Mr. Lutz toils constantly under the jackboots of his clients at Dayton Digital Media (www.daytondigital.com). Rest assured, although they spring from the same root  there could not be two more different men!

TheJoey London Spermbank(tm) will no longer be accepting sperm orders from Asia, Central Europe or Africa. In these regions TheJoey London Spermbank(tm) will offer fresh-frozen Joey London cloned embryos to ensure high quality in distribution. Due to advances in mitochondrial surgery, a limited number of female Joey London cloned embryos are now available. The same great ass, but now with gorgeous breasts!!!

Joey London's evil sibling Starwood Slim has sold out the 300,000 copy first run of his smash debut CD. Due to artistic and legal disputes with bankrupt Arista Records(tm) "Don't Push the Wind" will be out of print until the lawyers sort everything out.  Mr. Slim is currently working on a hip-hop album of Ray Charles covers. Please stay tuned and sorry for the inconvenience.

You gotta dancefloor, I gotta D.J. Yes, Joey London will spin for your bash given the requisite minimum of stereo horsepowerand dancefloor square feet are met. Yeah, yeah yeah- I like to get control of a stereo without having to clean up afterward. So, if you are ready to party, I'm ready to spin. I'll do collaborative split sets if needed, like as pictured with The Great One, Rev. Cool, in his WYSO studio.